“Anal sex for depression”
Posted: April 24, 2012 Filed under: Depression, Sex, Single mother | Tags: Anal sex, obviously 1 Comment »She: “You could try listening to me for once, and understanding. I don’t know why I feel like this. I don’t want to feel like this. And you banging on about how we don’t have sex any more really isn’t helping. Just… try and be a bit more understanding, could you?”
5 days later…
He: “I’ve done a bit of Googling, love. About the way you’ve been feeling.”
She: “Really? Wow. Thank you…”
He: “Yeah – it says that taking it up the shitter is fucking BRILLIANT for depression…”
He: *big hopeful eyes*
She: *speechless*
The conversations that I imagine happened around my new favourite search referral…
The spincter chronicals.